I am probably the best roommate ever. Today I woke Jessica up from her nap by stage diving onto her off the edge of the bed, drunk punk moshing and yelling, "Dude! Why are you asleep in the middle of the mosh pit?! Crowd surf me up to the front!" Wake up confusion x 1 billion. Between this, my constant dancing around the house and the songs I make up about what I'm currently doing I don't know how she hasn't hit me yet. If I lived with me, I would hate myself.
Thursday, March 8, 2007
"Now is not the time for sleeping, now is the time for hanging out!"
I am probably the best roommate ever. Today I woke Jessica up from her nap by stage diving onto her off the edge of the bed, drunk punk moshing and yelling, "Dude! Why are you asleep in the middle of the mosh pit?! Crowd surf me up to the front!" Wake up confusion x 1 billion. Between this, my constant dancing around the house and the songs I make up about what I'm currently doing I don't know how she hasn't hit me yet. If I lived with me, I would hate myself.
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