"transexual in pittsburgh"

"Mafia Man"

Oh wow just when I thought my Valentine's Day was gonna be a total bust, this guy went ahead and brightened my day. Being a total narcissist of course I have a spyspace and here's what I saw when I checked it earlier:


Notice this dude "Mafia Man" came across my myspace while doing a search for "transexual in pittsburgh". I guess he just got a little lost looking for some Valentine's Day love, so I figured I would send him support to not give up the cause:


"dear dude... sorry i'm not a tranny... hopefully you found the chick with a dick you were looking for."


I also got a little worried as to why my myspace came up in a search for "transexual in pittsburgh", but I just realized it was from this comment. I was hoping there would be a more exciting reason.

"What's up chief? Glad to see you didn't get blown away in a tornadic fury last week. Or did you? Come visit Pittsburgh some time, I can't promise you flashing Hot Dog stand dwelling transexual hookers, but there are some nice parks n'at."

And that comment means exactly what it says: last time I hung out with this dude we got flashed by a tranny who was hanging out at a hot dog stand.

How can anyone not love the internet? I know it just made my day. Happy Valentine's Day.