day 4 in SoCal, 4 pics to prove it

In the past 4 days I've done a lot of "real work", discovered Cactus Cooler, seen Hot Fuzz, went to a Denny's with Lauryn and Courtney to happened to drive all the way out here from Texas the same days I was here (how convenient), worn a women's tank top while insulting Chad and almost made GRBDN choke to death.

Miss Kim Weis and Miss Sarah Boone came to visit me for 2 days. Both these girls have never had a boyfriend and from how serious I look in this picture I am obviously too cool to date either of them. I think Sarah was posing for a prom picture.

For some reason these 2 ducks where hanging out by Disney. I wasn't the only one who thought it was strange. Even the dudes cleaning up the parking lot where boggled about why they had to wait in line and didn't just call Donald and Daisy up for some season passes. As of today only kids under the age of 7 think I'm funny.

If you ever go into a sushi place and don't see any Asians working. It's always a bad sign. Kim and Sarah both obviously agree.

I didn't meet this girl. I feel my life would be far better and I would like LA way more if I had.

And for the record California still has the worst vegan food in the United States. What gives?