I'll be on tour with The Black Dahlia Murder in Europe and then Summer Slaughter from June 3rd - July 29th.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

I wanna strangle you

If you're at SXSW go see Bastard Saint (Minneapolis stoner rock, ex-Martyr AD) at the Side Bar and get Charlie extremely drunk and ask him about "night pigeon" or "ham on cookie".

If you're at the record store pick up the new Die Young (TX political hardcore), The Geeks (Korean straight edge core) and/or Totalitar (too punk for the internet) records. Or order them from RevHQ if you don't get out of the house much.

If you're at home check out this Spoons (Canadian synthpop) fansite where you can download ALL the records. Start off with 'Arias & Symphonies'. Girls will be all over you.

If you're at Ocean Walk tell Segway Cop to get fucked.


If you're in NYC go to Brooklyn and strangle Meghan Williams (Pat Benatar boot wearer) for me. She just moved there from Daytona and needs to be mugged immediately.


How bummed would you be if that was the last face you say before you died?

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