I'm not dead yet

Currently still alive despite popular belief otherwise. I've just been super busy and haven't had time to update this thing. Today I got lucky and a mighty storm canceled Warped Tour for the day, so I have some free time.

I will never understand why anyone does Warped Tour. I plan on getting a tattoo of a 13 with "never again" around it as soon as this tour is over. Highlights of the past few weeks have been spending 10 days with the Black Dahlia Murder guys while they mixed the new record, seeing Modern Life Is War twice in 2 weeks in 2 different states (one of those shows being at a gay bar with a catwalk) with , having vegan jalapeno poppers with fake ranch, Drew proposing to his girlfriend on stage during Bad Religion, seeing the Circle Jerks do a set of Black Flag songs, annoying Nam Pen for e a few days and getting an Aliens tattoo that says "God Save The Queen". The lowlights being... well pretty much everything else. I head off to Europe in a couple with BDM. Expect more hilarious updates then.

To answer some questions...

• Yes, the Gallows guys are legit dudes.
• Yes, I'm still vegan and edge.
• No, I did not have sex with Big Titty Janine.
• Yes, I did have a vegan shrimp po'boy sub the other day.
• Yes, I do hate Texas.
• Yes, Chowdah Luv had his baby.
• Yes, he described the baby as "fat as fuck" when he called me about it.
• No, I'm not having sex with tons of underage girls.
• No, I won't be home for a few month.
• Yes, I did cut the fuck out of my finger on a dry erase board somehow.

OK that should clear up all the recent questions I've gotten. I'm out. I'm gonna cut my fucking head off. Peace.