I'll be on tour with The Black Dahlia Murder in Europe and then Summer Slaughter from June 3rd - July 29th.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

claw machine full of sex toys

So at our show in Fargo there was a claw machine full of sex toys. If you don't believe me here's the proof...




Yyyyeeeaaaahhhhh... teddy bears, porno and fake dicks. I asked one of the girls who worked at the club about it and she said they had to loosen the claw on it because people were winning to much. I can only imagine how weird it would be watching a bunch of people carrying around "Cumfy Cocks" at the show.

After the Fargo show we headed up into Winnipeg. In This Moment didn't make it through the border. I think I smell a van full of rats there. They said they couldn't make it across because their singers passport was messed up, but the night before they made sure to get merch from all the bands on tour, get back stuff they had loaned out and had the other bands sign posters for them. They said they did it because it was their only "post office day"? Seems kinda fishy that they would need to get all that stuff the day before they dropped off their last week of the tour. That's just my theory though. At least with them gone my hands are finally safe. Dudes always wanted to shake hands every time they see you. I don't get what's up with people like that. Not only is it weird but I'm sure it can't be sanitary. I feel like I need a family size container of Purell around people like that.

Anyway life goes on... and I saw the sweetest truck stop statue in history...


A skeleton dragon going through a rainbow. Classic. I wish I'd had $35 to blow on it. I should have at least bought one of the monkeys.

Not to much else has gone on lately. Me, Steve from The End Records and Marjolein from The Gathering went to see 28 Weeks Later the other night and Marjolein had to leave the movie and threw up because it was so intense. Brutal. We have a day off in Edmonton today and I might go see Jesus Camp at some indie theatre here. Peace!

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